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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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[Announcer] Live! Well, animated from
the studios of the Garfield Show.

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It's the first annual
Golden Lasagna Awards.

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And here's your host...Garfield Cat.

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[applause]

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Thank you, thank you. Thank you.

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How about a little more?

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-[applause]
-Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Tonight, because excellence
must be recognized,

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we're saluting superior work
on the best show on television.

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This one.

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Each winner will receive
one of these handsome trophies.

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[audience] Oh!

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It's hard to believe.

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What's hard to believe, Nermal?

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I don't have one of those.

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But I will.

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Without further ado,

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our first award is...

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"Best Performance by a Character
in a Scene Involving Food."

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And the nominees are...

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Eddie Gourmand in the episode,

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"Yankee Poodle Dandy."

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I'll just try one of these,
whatever they are.

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I don't think you want...

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Mmmm. This is exquisite.

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Madam, what do you call this tasty treat?

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Dog food.

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"Dog food"?

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Dog food.

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[screaming]

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I ate dog food.

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But with a little parsley,
it wouldn't be bad.

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[applause]

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Our next nominee in this category is

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Vito Capilleti for his role
in "Mozzarella Madness."

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Please...you must forgive me.
You must.

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I was foolish, I admit it.

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If you could somehow
find it in your heart to spare me,

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I would be grateful for all eternity.

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Well, just this once.

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But next time,
don't forget the black olives.

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[applause]

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And our final nominee
in this category is...

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it seems to be me,

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Garfield Cat in "Camping Out."

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We're going to be out here in the middle
of nowhere for two weeks.

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We're miles from any restaurants,
miles from any markets.

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We'll be making do
with just the supplies we brought.

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Do you understand?

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Uh uh.

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And you're okay with that?

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Well. I apologize, Garfield.
I misjudged you.

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Okay, I'm going to unpack the car.

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[barking happily]

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[intriguing music]

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[knocking]

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Here you go, little pussycat.

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One hot, steaming dish of sausage
lasagna, just as you requested.

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[gobbling]

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He had to do that to make up
for forgetting the black olives.

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[gobbling]

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[applause]

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And the winner is...

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Come on. Come on.

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Well, how about that? It's me.

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[solemn music]

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Rats.

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Why are you disappointed?
You weren't nominated in this category.

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I was hoping for a massive write-in vote.

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[victorious music]

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Thank you all for this award.

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I'm not sure which of you voted for me.

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-I didn't vote from him.
-I didn't vote from him.

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Well, I sure didn't.

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But it doesn't matter to me.

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What matters is that I got the award

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and somebody else didn't.

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The next category,
"Best Performance by an actor

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in a role involving sleeping."

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The nominees are...

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Jon Arbuckle in "What Time Is It?"

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[dramatic music]

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[yawning]

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No, Garfield. I will not get up and
make you raspberry waffles for breakfast.

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I'll settle for French toast.

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I just got to bed an hour ago.

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I'm going to sleep until that alarm clock
goes off in seven hours...

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at noon.

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Good night, Garfield.

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[soft music]

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[cackling]

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[snoring]

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Three, two, one...

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[clock ringing]

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Ah, a good eight hours of sleep.

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I feel like a new man.

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I'm going to go make you raspberry
waffles and French toast, Garfield.

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Last July,
I convinced him it was Christmas.

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-[laughing]
-[applause]

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And the next nominee
in this category is Odie the Puppy.

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-[cheering]
-[whimpering]

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Please, hold your applause.

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Odie the Puppy for "Fetching Fido."

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[snoring]

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Odie! I'm gonna throw the stick
so you can fetch it.

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[cheerful music]

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[yipping]

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There it goes, boy. Go get it!

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[whimpering]

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[tired bark]

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[whining]

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And the last nominee
in this category is...

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Well, what do you know? Me again.

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[audience booing]

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It's for my stellar performance
in "The Snooze Reporter."

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Wait! I think he's finally waking up.

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Garfield, congratulations.

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You've been asleep for over eleven weeks.

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What do you have to say?

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Just five more minutes.

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And the winner is...

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[drum roll]

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It's me again!

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[booing]

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Fixed. This contest is fixed!

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Nermal! Behave yourself.

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I'm sorry. This is how I behave.

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Our next category is
"Best Performance by a Mouse."

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Oh, that's great.

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Garfield can't win in this category.

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Wanna bet?

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And our first nominee is...

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Irv the Mouse

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in "The Dangerous Mission."

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This is a dangerous mission, Irv.

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You don't have to do it.

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Somebody's got to.
It might as well be me.

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Well, I wish you all the luck
in the world with it.

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Thanks, Squeak.

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[dramatic music]

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[buzzing]

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We were right, Squeak. It's limburger!

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[Garfield] The next nominee is Squeak

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as the Newsmouse
in "The Snooze Reporter."

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He's finally...

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Ok, we just saw this.
We don't need to show it again.

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And our final nominee for
the "Best Performance by a Mouse" is...

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Wow. You're not gonna believe this!

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It seems to be me

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for my performance in "Rat Cat."

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Here's a piece of cheese for you

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and one for you and one for you and...

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Hi. I'm a mouse.
What do you have for me?

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And the winner is...

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oh no, not again!

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[booing]

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I can't take any more of this!

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It's a travesty of justice!

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Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
Cute cat coming through.

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And the next category is,

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"Best performance
by an overweight orange pussycat

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with stripes whose name
is in the title of the show."

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Gee, I can't imagine who's going to win.

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[producer] We don't have time for clips.

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What's that again?

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We don't have time for clips.

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Oh. I am informed we don't have
time for the clips

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so we'll do this the fast way.

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The nominees are me, me and me.

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And the winner is...

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-Hey! It's me!
-[booing]

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Thank you! I couldn't have done it
without me.

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[angry muttering]

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[entering phone numbers]

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[Nermal] So, Bruno, you and your friends
weren't invited to the ceremony?

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Yeah, we weren't nominated for anything
and we're angry about it.

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Hey, who is this?

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Oh... [coughing]

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[low voice] Just a friend.

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I happen to know this award ceremony
is rigged.

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One cat wins every award.

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You should come down here
and take care of him.

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Good idea. We'll be right there.

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Come on, guys. We're going to go down
to that award ceremony.

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[barking]

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[ominous music]

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When we get there,

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we'll take care of that cat
who keeps winning all the awards!

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You see?

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You can learn valuable information
watching "The Garfield Show."

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The commercial's over? Great.

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I'll go present the last award.

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[drum roll]

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Thank you, thank you!

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And now, the award
you've all been waiting for!

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The award for "The Most Fabulously
Terrific Super Performer Ever!"

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And the nominees are...

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Odie the Puppy.

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[cheering]

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Thank you, Odie. And the next nominee
is Nermal the Cat.

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That's about the response
Nermal deserves.

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And the last nominee is...

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Guess who?

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[victorious music]

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[applause]

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[loud cheering]

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[suspenseful music]

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[intriguing music]

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Okay. And the winner is...

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And the winner is Nermal Cat.

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Did you say "Nermal Cat?"

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You did say "Nermal Cat!"

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I'm Nermal Cat!

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Thank you, thank you
for that wonderful ovation

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I'm sure I'd be receiving
if anyone was here.

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I can't tell you
how much this award means to me.

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I need to thank
all of the people who've supported me

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and helped me over the years.

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And I would if I knew any of their names.

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But I have to admit you like me.

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You really like me
almost as much as I do.

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Hey! Can't you see
I'm accepting an award here?

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You're the cat who rigged these awards
so he always wins.

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[Nermal] Oh no, no, no!

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That's not me. That's... No, no!

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-[screaming]
-[growling]

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[panting]

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[screaming]

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Leave me alone!
I'm an award-winning pussycat

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and I haven't finished
my acceptance speech yet!

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[screaming]

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Here, Odie. You can have this one.

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[whimpering]

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Awards are great.
They make your relatives real happy

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and you can sell the trophies
for pretty good money.

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[whimpering]

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For that one?

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You ought to be able to get enough
for it to buy a real lasagna.

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It's a lot better than gold.

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[upbeat music]

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